The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.
"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."
To Cuckmax; Set your romantic partner (preferably married) up with a stranger and watch them partake in intercourse. For the duration of this sexual encounter, hold your self in a plank position until the male ejaculates.
Dude, if you really want to build your abdominals, you should start cuckmaxxing, it helped me a lot.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'