cumsmaxxing

when you are fed up of NNN and jerk your brains out.

my bro so filled up, he bout to go fro em cumsmaxxing

by anonymous January 26, 2024

Cummaxxing

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

cutemaxxing

cutemaxxing describes the act of increasing ones cuteness through various means
(more often used to refer to animals)

Tim:"Look Herny, Nuclear Bomb is cutemaxxing!"
Henry:"Aaaaww, he's so adorable."

by gatoenthusiast February 22, 2024

Cuckmaxxing

To Cuckmax; Set your romantic partner (preferably married) up with a stranger and watch them partake in intercourse. For the duration of this sexual encounter, hold your self in a plank position until the male ejaculates.

Dude, if you really want to build your abdominals, you should start cuckmaxxing, it helped me a lot.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

cuntmaxxing

altering your life such that you serve cunt as much as you possibly can

Damn this bitch is cuntmaxxing so hard! I can feel it from here. Goddamn.

by The-Legend-69 April 4, 2024