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Cummaxxing 

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.
"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."
Cummaxxing by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
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cutemaxxing 

cutemaxxing describes the act of increasing ones cuteness through various means
(more often used to refer to animals)
Tim:"Look Herny, Nuclear Bomb is cutemaxxing!"
Henry:"Aaaaww, he's so adorable."
cutemaxxing by gatoenthusiast February 22, 2024

Cuckmaxxing

To Cuckmax; Set your romantic partner (preferably married) up with a stranger and watch them partake in intercourse. For the duration of this sexual encounter, hold your self in a plank position until the male ejaculates.
Dude, if you really want to build your abdominals, you should start cuckmaxxing, it helped me a lot.
Cuckmaxxing by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

cuntmaxxing

altering your life such that you serve cunt as much as you possibly can
Damn this bitch is cuntmaxxing so hard! I can feel it from here. Goddamn.
cuntmaxxing by The-Legend-69 April 4, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026