Cumgang 

When people cum cum inside Walmart

Wanna cumgang with me

Cumgang by Stairs2HELL June 8, 2018

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt 

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt by JWILLY234567 October 23, 2013

cumgargoyle 

Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.

"Janet is a real cumgargoyle."
(Peter Erwin 2008)

cumgargoyle by farha1 January 12, 2009

Floridian CumAngel 

When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.

Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor

Sam: why?

Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".

Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?

Tootie: the more the merrier

Floridian CumAngel by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013

cumgargoyle 

A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.

Janet is a real cumgargoyle.

cumgargoyle by Petey the thug January 12, 2009

cumgargle 

To force exhaled air through semen held in the back of the mouth, with the head tilted back, in order to clear the mouth or throat after performing oral sex on a male.

After she sucked me off, i told her to cumgargle and hum the song "when the saints go marching in" at the same time.

cumgargle by justin koehler December 23, 2003

CumGargoyleStyle 

The act of ejaculating so hard your body becomes stiff.

That stingray coochie always makes me CumGargoyleStyle.

CumGargoyleStyle by R0TTING CORPSE October 26, 2011