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A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").

This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."
"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"

"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."

"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."
Cummunism by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016
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Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021
A system where everyone cums at the same time and in equal amounts
"Cummunism is far superior to Cumitalism,"
Cummunism by Fiveduck June 26, 2021
What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury
Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011
During an sex party, you blow your load on everyone instead of one person, a.k.a sharing your wealth equally amongst everyone else.
Albert: "Hey, I'm gonna have a banging sex party later, we can blow all our loads on this girl's fat ass!"
Christopher: "I'm more into cummunism myself, though."
cummunism by Lock Cover May 6, 2018

cumbungle 

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"
That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!
cumbungle by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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