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cumfuck

Cumfuck is the process when a group of 2 or more people continue with sex after both have had orgasms. This makes the sex more enjoyable as due to the amounts of cum slushing about, it lubricates the vagina, or anus, and makes the entire experience more pleasurable, and wet.
After several long hours of cumfuck, we had completely redecorated the dining room.
by THE SEX GOD 69 November 22, 2010
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cumfuck

1. a woman who just recieved anal intercourse and a licks the seminal residue off her partner's penis.
2. a man who has just recieved an ejacualtion upon him.
3. to consume a vat of seminal fluid.
4. a person who has been beaten to a pulp, bleeding from all orfaces, therefore appearing slimy like seminal fluid.
Veronica is a cumfuck due to the fact that she enjoys swallowing large amounts of cum.
by F. Harris September 19, 2006
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CumFuck

CumFuck is when you fill a sock with cum. You then put said sock inside of a freezer. You nice frozen remove the cum from the sock and fuck someone’s ass with it.
“Dude I CumFucked this bitch last night” “noice”
by LordW0mbat June 24, 2023
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Cumfuck Bastard

1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas
by FuckyouLucas October 22, 2019
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retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.
Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.
by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009
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grizzly cumfuck

Originally a pagan ceremony that involved gratuitous amounts of body hair, testosterone, and anal plundering. It is now best known as the savory brew made almost exclusively from human and animal seamen
Man Blowjohn really needs to take it easy on that Grizzly Cumfuck...
by sexmagic March 12, 2009
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cumbucket list

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.
1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."
by slapshot5hole May 23, 2010
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