Cumbung

The act of having one's member used as a cervical dam post-ejaculation to prevent semenal expulsion from the vagina whilst your coital partner searches for a cumpon.

'Have you made a cumpon yet? The news is on in a minute and I can't be used as a cumbung forever.'

by Poomoj January 5, 2013

Bah Cumbug

To ejaculate in the christmas season

I bah cumbugged on Kaylas face last night

by L$$$ December 15, 2016

cumbungle

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"

That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!

by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017

Cumbug

Someone who does not partake in Holiday cheer, but instead spends the Holidays attempting to bang every living soul

Person 1: Hey did you hook up with my cousin at the Holiday party?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Wait...that was a Holiday party?
Person 1: ...you Cumbug

by SJB88 February 28, 2016

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Cumburglar

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007

Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006