When a group of friends/family are able to consistently share goods times, such as drinking whiskey and/or smoking a pipe, and are able to always, even when i doubt, get along. That my friend is what you call a cunbundle.
So say you are invited to smallparty by your friend. You go. When you get there is is obvious that everyone knows each other. As the night gets late you realize that you more of a fifth wheel so you make the comment "boy you guys are quite the cunbundle are'nt you?"
A cumbuddy is someone who will do anything to fill their mouth with cum. Every guy has a cumbuddy weather they know it or not and cumbuddies can vary from any point in your life and you can have more than one.
Guy 1: “Hey this girl is so clingy and she keeps doing things for me”
Guy 2: “Oh she must be your cumbuddy”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'