Cumburglar

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

by Jeffler St. Paul December 09, 2007

Cumburglar

An ugly girl who fucks a guy while he's sleeping because there is no other way she can get a bit of cock. She literally steals cum.

Anne-Marie is a Cumburglar. what a dirty bitch.

by thewellisfun December 24, 2009