Cumburglar

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007

Cumburglar

An ugly girl who fucks a guy while he's sleeping because there is no other way she can get a bit of cock. She literally steals cum.

Anne-Marie is a Cumburglar. what a dirty bitch.

by thewellisfun December 24, 2009

Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 8, 2006

Professor Cuntburglar

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.

John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.

by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

clamburglar

A guy that takes a girl's virginity.

Dude, you're such a clamburglar... Last night, you got hammered and took Lizzie's virginity.

by Anonymousssss913 November 4, 2008