Cumburglar
Cumburglar by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007
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Cumburglar
An ugly girl who fucks a guy while he's sleeping because there is no other way she can get a bit of cock. She literally steals cum.
Cumburglar by thewellisfun December 24, 2009
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Cum Burglar
A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.
Cum Burglar by Canada Chris September 8, 2006
Professor Cuntburglar
1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.
2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.
How he shifts:
Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.
2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.
How he shifts:
Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.
John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.
Professor Cuntburglar by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010
Squished Cumburger
The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
Squished Cumburger by hottiieee July 3, 2008
Cumburger
n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
Cumburger by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
clamburglar
clamburglar by Anonymousssss913 November 4, 2008
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