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The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.

She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).

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Gentleman's Umbrella

Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.

Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.

Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?

It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?

Gentleman's Umbrella by dong tickler April 21, 2010

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Devil's Umbrella

foreskin

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"

Devil's Umbrella by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010

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devil's umbrella

Poison hemlock or water hemlock, Conium and Cicuta respectively. They are both deadly poisonous umbelliferous plants. The poisons in these plants act differently: Poison hemlock (the hemlock of Socrates' time) contains coniine, which causes ascending paralysis and suffocation, and water hemlock contains cicutoxin, which causes violent convulsions and nervous system collapse.

That's a devil's umbrella, Johnny. Don't even THINK of picking it!

devil's umbrella by pentozali June 18, 2009

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Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

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Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

Cumbrellas by BryanNi February 11, 2021

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cumbreallas

Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes

“Make sure you don’t forget your cumbreallas girl”

cumbreallas by I just exist February 12, 2021

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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