The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.
She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).
by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024
Get the Cumbrella(s) mug.Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
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Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
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Get the Devil's Umbrella mug.Poison hemlock or water hemlock, Conium and Cicuta respectively. They are both deadly poisonous umbelliferous plants. The poisons in these plants act differently: Poison hemlock (the hemlock of Socrates' time) contains coniine, which causes ascending paralysis and suffocation, and water hemlock contains cicutoxin, which causes violent convulsions and nervous system collapse.
by pentozali June 18, 2009
Get the devil's umbrella mug.In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
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Get the Cumbrella mug.Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.
by BryanNi February 11, 2021
Get the Cumbrellas mug.Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes
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