Cum-Boarding
The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
Cum-Boarding by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022
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Cumboarding
The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
Cumboarding by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009
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Cupboarding
The art of cupboarding aka wardrobing ;
In the event of a 'mate' pulling a girl, the 'cupboarder' will recieve notification of the couple's ETA, then promptly strip, conceal themselves in the wardrobe of the 'mate' and wait for the couples arrival. At some crucial moment, with physical activity fully underway, the 'mate' signals for the 'cupboarder' to make their presence felt.
Consequence i) girl gets pissed off and leaves
Consequence ii) Cupboarder is gladly recieved. Cupboarding is a success! Hooray!
In the event of a 'mate' pulling a girl, the 'cupboarder' will recieve notification of the couple's ETA, then promptly strip, conceal themselves in the wardrobe of the 'mate' and wait for the couples arrival. At some crucial moment, with physical activity fully underway, the 'mate' signals for the 'cupboarder' to make their presence felt.
Consequence i) girl gets pissed off and leaves
Consequence ii) Cupboarder is gladly recieved. Cupboarding is a success! Hooray!
Tom: "Duuude, bringing this girl back to the flat tonight, up for some cupboarding?"
Jason: "sweet, i'll be there."
Jason: "sweet, i'll be there."
Cupboarding by JIMIIMIJ October 22, 2008
Cupboarding
Creating a literal or metaphorical closed off space, such as a cupboard. You do not have to be physically alone, the use of headphones may be appropriate but not necessary and can be done anywhere.
Cupboarding by BRB having a breakdown June 29, 2022
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