Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 2, 2003

Curtains

True English definition for 'Swag' and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.

That nigguh Djaye got curtains for days!

by NastyJerry July 26, 2011

Curtains

Glasses tinted to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare.

Sunglasses,shades

Term originally started in Russia.

I lost my fucking curtains again, well good thing they are only 11$ at Nordstrom.

by Pashka509 June 7, 2011

Curtains

A code word for a skirt, with a flowery pattern, that looks like it should be hanging in the front room of your grans front room.

"I want that skirt!"
"No you don't, it looks like the pair of curtains that my gran owns. If you buy it, I will mock you"

by JustEllen May 3, 2009

Curtains

Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.

"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"

by Mister Oz September 1, 2005

curtains

It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for

When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains

by Therightmeanings August 2, 2016

curtains

The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.

rick: woah look that kid got curtains
jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him

by Beggars September 22, 2019