Urban Dictionary: Definitions by RubberDucky451

Earth Bath

"I Haven't seen Tom in months, where is he?"
"He's taking a earth bath"

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.

"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"

Pretended love to the cook, or any other person, for the sake of a meal.

Cupboard Love:

Husband: "Honey I love you so much -- what's for dinner?"