cupboard

the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cupboard smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

by Bob B Saget August 12, 2006

Cupboard

The place where we put things we don't like.

"Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there." -Doctor Who

by Klaine4Eva February 21, 2013

Cupboard

R Kelly's next destination after finally getting out of the closet. A place that depicts having no escape and or freedom!

Geoffrey is in the cupboard.

No one wants to talk with a person with such a name.

by loser mini-muffin July 9, 2009

cupboard

a good hiding place and/or where americans go when a school shooter comes

guy 1: wow is jo still in that cupboard?
guy 2: yeah, joe is keeping her in there until the game is over

by amberlovesmrparkin May 5, 2019

Cupboard

A girl with a nice ass

Girl your cupboard have a nigga lost for words

by Lee John March 12, 2014

cupboard

A board you keep your cups on.

I put my cup on my cupboard.

by qwertyjk May 7, 2019

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021