CumKnuckle

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-A slang word for what happens to your knuckle hair after not washing your hands well after doing a certain something.
Can be embarrassing when you first notice your cumknuckle condition and your in public

- Can also be used as a name to call someone who is being dumb, a jerk, or annoying.

- "I noticed I had bad cumknuckle after my shower and had to rewash my hands before going out"

- Yo, stop being such a cumknuckle.

CumKnuckle by J dizzle beefstickizzle December 12, 2005

Words you can keep

Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

Related Words

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cumchuckle

Causing your partner to laugh while releasing semen into their mouth.

Tell a joke while she's sucking your dick and you may get yourself a good cumchuckle.

cumchuckle by Phr3d March 18, 2008

cumfuckle

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

cumfuckle by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

Cuntknuckle

Someone so skilled at exceeding the normal realms of dickhead/douchebag/fuckhead/cuntery, that they must be referred to in conjunction with the anatomical part of the human body used to knock someone the fuck out.

He isn't an asshole, he's a complete and total cuntknuckle.

Cuntknuckle by rang-rang kucharska October 30, 2011

Cumsuckle

Special ingredient at Taverna

“Hey Jose, go in the bathroom and make a quart of Cumsuckle for family meal”.

Cumsuckle by Quentin Tarentino August 8, 2020

bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way

grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society

bumknuckle by paul March 17, 2004

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026