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Curknuckle 

oh no! my baby is curknuckleing!
Curknuckle by Bloodie_heidi August 18, 2025
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Curfuckle 

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up
Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.
Curfuckle by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

Cuntknuckle

Someone so skilled at exceeding the normal realms of dickhead/douchebag/fuckhead/cuntery, that they must be referred to in conjunction with the anatomical part of the human body used to knock someone the fuck out.
He isn't an asshole, he's a complete and total cuntknuckle.
Cuntknuckle by rang-rang kucharska October 30, 2011

chumknuckle 

what one gets when they are finger-banging a woman who has a fishy-smelling vagina
i was ready to go down on her, but had to check out the goods first. i couldn't eat her out b/c her pussy gave me chumknuckle.

cuntknuckler 

someone who cant do shit right,a fuck up, cant do anything.
what the fuck is that bro? yur a cuntknuckler
cuntknuckler by robbomatic October 30, 2008

Cuckfuckle 

When you have an orgy with 12 people of the opposite sex that all have a unique astrological sun sign(no cusps).
The Scorpio turned me on the most in the last cuckfuckle I did.
Cuckfuckle by Henehehehehehehwhehwhwh September 23, 2021

cocknuckles 

a word used to describe an asshole/bastard or a lump on your dick.....or an expression used when just fucked something up.....Ah Cocknuckles
example# 1: Johnny get over here and stop playing with your cocknuckle you stupid african american. FUCK YOU YOU CHINK ASSHOLE WUNG HANG!

example# 2:stop mocking officer shitfingerz you homotransparent retard rapsit. ABSOLUTLUTELY NOT you stupid fucklock....how bout you suck my cocknuckles
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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