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Cum.com is a website where everyone that has the letter a in there name cums and shows there BBC
Bro Andre is on cum.com and I saw him Cum with his bbc
Cum.com by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022
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pornhub.com/cum 

Same your fucking nasty why the he'll are you searching this
Pornhub.com/cum is fun to eat UWU
pornhub.com/cum by Boiled Iraq February 3, 2022

pornhub.com/cum 

Same your fucking nasty why the he'll are you searching this
Pornhub.com/cum is fun to eat UWU
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Cum Coma 

For females the part after sex induced by the jackhammer effect or jackrabbit pounding, resulting in a dazed, confused, lazy, sleepy, lethargic, low-eyed physical state. (I.E. from Mortal Kombat the "Finish her!" swaying.) Although most females wont admitt to being in the Cum Coma, you can always tell by the look in her eyes. The Cum Coma is also ranked on levels ranging from 1 to 10.
Dude whats wrong with that fine honey? Sam gave her the Sniper Strech then pounded her into the Cum Coma! Holy shit just look at her eyes, shes a fucking level 10!
Cum Coma by Sniper Sam September 6, 2010

Cum Comet 

After waiting for a week, a guy sets up in his perfect penis place, and jumps straight into a 5-minute skeet fest. When he cums, his jizz shoots really high and really far across the room, like a comet shooting across the sky.
After going to church camp for a week, I got home and shot some cum comets onto my ceiling.
Cum Comet by el skeeto menito December 8, 2010

cum compliments 

this is a type of compliment that has an alterer motive
e.g when you boyfriend says your beautiful, this is a cum compliments which means he wants to cum in your pants.
cum compliments by Bagface March 9, 2009

cum compactor

When you ejaculate in someone's ass and as soon as you pull out, they clap their ass cheeks.
Dude she clapped her booty after anal last night. It was a cum compactor
cum compactor by Sirchupurs March 21, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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