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Cum Coma 

For females the part after sex induced by the jackhammer effect or jackrabbit pounding, resulting in a dazed, confused, lazy, sleepy, lethargic, low-eyed physical state. (I.E. from Mortal Kombat the "Finish her!" swaying.) Although most females wont admitt to being in the Cum Coma, you can always tell by the look in her eyes. The Cum Coma is also ranked on levels ranging from 1 to 10.
Dude whats wrong with that fine honey? Sam gave her the Sniper Strech then pounded her into the Cum Coma! Holy shit just look at her eyes, shes a fucking level 10!
Cum Coma by Sniper Sam September 6, 2010

Cum Comet 

After waiting for a week, a guy sets up in his perfect penis place, and jumps straight into a 5-minute skeet fest. When he cums, his jizz shoots really high and really far across the room, like a comet shooting across the sky.
After going to church camp for a week, I got home and shot some cum comets onto my ceiling.
Cum Comet by el skeeto menito December 8, 2010

cum compliments 

this is a type of compliment that has an alterer motive
e.g when you boyfriend says your beautiful, this is a cum compliments which means he wants to cum in your pants.
cum compliments by Bagface March 9, 2009

cum compactor

When you ejaculate in someone's ass and as soon as you pull out, they clap their ass cheeks.
Dude she clapped her booty after anal last night. It was a cum compactor
cum compactor by Sirchupurs March 21, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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