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cum blast 

to get a lot of sperm on a girl's face (or guy for some you)
Jane is a total slut, she got cum blasted by Bill.
cum blast by Russell July 11, 2004

Mega Cum Blast

A Mega Cum Blast is a rare technique used by alpha males to eliminate threats in close distance combat. Depending on the user a Mega Cum Blast can achieve the power of a BFG (50 caliber sniper rifle). A Mega Cum Blast has the power to eliminate any Fortnite player in milliseconds.
"Hey dude what's up"
"Just playing Fortnite"
"Mega Cum Blast!!!"

mega cum blast

mega cum blast is when you non-stop cum in or on the girl and it's able to shoot a far range and you cant control it and when it comes out it will be warm and then it won't be long before it dries up
omg my man mega cum blast on me it felt so good
mega cum blast by tinydick12343 November 15, 2019

rhino cum blast 

this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin
the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast
rhino cum blast by sal February 3, 2004

Cum Blaster 

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.
She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.
Cum Blaster by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

cum blasted 

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.
"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"
cum blasted by Big Jerms August 24, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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