the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"
by sal February 10, 2004
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the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."
by sal May 18, 2004
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man slut

Joshi Hilton a.k.a Jelly man. Just check out the last name...need we say anymore???
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.
Dude, just check out the last name...Hilton... He may not be related to Paris, but makes a decent sex tape none the less.
by sal April 20, 2005
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yaho

"Jose is all geeked up on yaho"
by Sal January 26, 2004
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BMac

One who gets so drunk that he loses consciousness and finds many different women attractive, while still managing not too puke.
Dude, you pulled a BMac!
by Sal February 25, 2003
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cock sorcerer

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!
most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!
by sal February 03, 2004
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gaydm

Originated from Japanese Domestic Market. Pokes fun at people who play out JDM.
That is so gaydm.
by Sal April 29, 2004
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