Cum tree

An ornamental pear tree that necro beast performs ceremony under.

Damn that cum tree stinks

by Uncle_milksteak July 8, 2020

cum tree

A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.

When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!

by Virgil Samuels June 3, 2005

Cum Tree

Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.

Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!

Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...

by Mr.GK June 18, 2011

Tree cum

Tree cum another word for pollen

yo dude you allergic to tree cum or something

by staples are tasty July 10, 2021

shake the tree until they all cum out.

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.

12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.

by Anonomous4002 July 5, 2020

cum trees

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!

Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

cumtree

When a fake christmas tree has entirely too much fake snow.

Look at that cumtree, it is so white you can't even see any of the branches.

by LMAO can January 5, 2010