Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.
Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!
Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...
Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...
by Mr.GK June 18, 2011

by Uncle_milksteak July 8, 2020

When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!
by Virgil Samuels June 3, 2005

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

by staples are tasty July 10, 2021
