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tastes like cum 

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something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.
Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up
tastes like cum by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008

cumtastrophe 

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A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.
1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.
cumtastrophe by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Cumtaster 

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a servant who tastes the cum before his/her master gives/receives a bj.
Mike wants to be a cumtaster when he grows up.
Cumtaster by hahahahahaahha May 19, 2009

Cumy the cummaster 

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The master of all pregnancy. Not enemies a chainmail condom can keen cumy the cummaster out of your bitch and getting her pregnant
Cumy the cummaster got my bitch pregnant last night. That condom was shredded
Cumy the cummaster by Briarcrest October 16, 2016

cumzaster 

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When you cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she then slaps you yet you ejaculate again and she chokes on it
I had a cumzaster with zoey last weekend
cumzaster by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021

cumzaster 

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When you significantly cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she slaps you and you ejaculate again and she chokes on it.
I had a cumzaster with zoey last week
cumzaster by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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