Cum Taster

A mom of a young teen who likes tasting cum and tells it to her son's friends
Prefers SALTED OCEAN flavor
MILF

His mom is a Cum Taster

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

tastes like cum

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.

Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up

by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008

cumtastrophe

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Cumtaster

a servant who tastes the cum before his/her master gives/receives a bj.

Mike wants to be a cumtaster when he grows up.

by hahahahahaahha May 19, 2009

Cumy the cummaster

The master of all pregnancy. Not enemies a chainmail condom can keen cumy the cummaster out of your bitch and getting her pregnant

Cumy the cummaster got my bitch pregnant last night. That condom was shredded

by Briarcrest October 16, 2016

cumzaster

When you significantly cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she slaps you and you ejaculate again and she chokes on it.

I had a cumzaster with zoey last week

by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021

cumzaster

When you cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she then slaps you yet you ejaculate again and she chokes on it

I had a cumzaster with zoey last weekend

by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021