Cum Taster
A mom of a young teen who likes tasting cum and tells it to her son's friends
Prefers SALTED OCEAN flavor
MILF
Prefers SALTED OCEAN flavor
MILF
Cum Taster by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015
tastes like cum
something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.
Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up
tastes like cum by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008
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cumtastrophe
A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.
1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.
cumtastrophe by Red Baron December 16, 2004
Cumtaster
Cumtaster by hahahahahaahha May 19, 2009
Cumy the cummaster
The master of all pregnancy. Not enemies a chainmail condom can keen cumy the cummaster out of your bitch and getting her pregnant
Cumy the cummaster by Briarcrest October 16, 2016
cumzaster
When you cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she then slaps you yet you ejaculate again and she chokes on it
cumzaster by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021
cumzaster
When you significantly cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she slaps you and you ejaculate again and she chokes on it.
cumzaster by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021
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