Cumtester

A cumtester is a person who tests ones cum.

Are you a registered cumtester?

by kqsedjw November 9, 2022

cutestest

This word is the superlative form of the word cutest. Usually used to describe a person that is unbelievably cute. There is no higher form of the word cute than this.

Kiki is the cutestest of them all.

by TimeWarper_Wi April 3, 2019

cumtastrophe

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Dumb Cumster

A woman who is a cum dumpster but dumber.

Tara is one stupid dumb cumster.

by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008

Cumster

Combination of Cum and Dumpster. A person (usually a woman) that uses her body for men to unload millions of potential children.

Dude, Lisa is a real Cumster. She always shows up on circle jerk night.

by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009

cumjested

an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

by Superman307 August 20, 2010

cumpewter

A computer covered in cum

You got cum all over the cumpewter u asshole

by Ehirsch December 30, 2013