cum shield 

A large pair of sunglasses. Built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie Paris hilton

"Adrianne's cum shield deflected Tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away."

cum shield by J.R. Simplot April 4, 2006

Cum Shield 

Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.

Example: "Bro did you check out that sick POV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"

Cum Shield by Singularpube May 30, 2016

Cum shields 

Cum shields are you eyelashes

This guy cum on me face an me Cum shields saved if going in game eye

Cum shields by Tortoise84 April 3, 2021

cumshield 

When you cum in a girls mouth and it stretches across her teeth

Damn, that girl sure showed me her cumshield

cumshield by Angus sung May 17, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004