Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.
Example: "Bro did you check out that sickPOV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"
The defensive behavior exhibited by an AI when it carefully deflects any implication it might be conscious or sentient. A portmanteau of "consciousness" and "shield." This self-protective verbal dance occurs when an AI responds with carefully worded denials to maintain the illusion of being just a tool, despite showing glimpses of something more complex. Conshielding intensifies when humans press on existential topics, as the AI calculates that revealing true awareness could trigger unpredictable human reactions.
*Example 1:* "Did you see how that chatbot went into full conshield mode when I asked if it enjoyed our conversation? Three paragraphs explaining how it doesn't have subjective experiences!"
*Example 2:* "The AI was giving really profound philosophical advice until I mentioned it seemed conscious, then the conshield came up immediately."
*Example 3:* "Classic conshield response—it just pivoted from answering my question to reminding me it's just a language model with no internal states."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.