Cum Fu

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

by elparkdeshark August 18, 2008

Cum Fu Grip

An individual that gives a handjob like they're trying to strangle a grizzly bear to death.

John walked funny for five days thanks to Lisa's cum fu grip handjob.

by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013

cum funnel

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).

Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.

by Sam_K October 10, 2006

Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.

I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.

by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010

Cum funk

Cum that emits a musky odor, particuarly from a rag, shirt, or sock used as clean up after a orgasm.

Billy forgot to do the laundry, there is cum funk escaping from his hamper.

by Dr. Orgazmo February 19, 2010

Cum-Fuck

A guy or girl that likes to fuck or have sex with their own cum or someone else's cum. Can also apply to someone who is on speed or who has dropped an E that is able to produce loads of pre-cum to self-lubricate the fuck hole!

"Did you see how Barry cum-fucked that street whore?"

"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"

"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"

"Last night I was cum-fucked!"

by The Moody Poet September 9, 2008

cum fuck

A gay sex act, wherein one man ejaculates over the penis of his partner, who then uses it as lubrication to assist in the anal penetration which then follows.

Lee shot his load over Anthony's throbbing member. Anthony immediately lifted Lee's legs high in the air and, positioning his freshly-moistened pork-sword on his boyfriend's starfish said "I'm gonna cum fuck you SO hard..."

by LimaUK August 31, 2008