Definitions by elparkdeshark
Cum Fu
1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.
Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!
Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.
Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.
Cum Fu by elparkdeshark August 18, 2008
nigramatic
Ebert: Did you catch Hodge Stansson in Unforgivable?
Roeper: You mean, "BITCH...tha's a MISTAKE."
Ebert: Yes! That is nigramatic acting to a T.
Roeper: What about, "Negro PLEASE. Didn't any one tell you that this was an ALL WHITE party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me. "
Ebert: Ah....Terry Crews in White Chicks; touche.
Roeper: You mean, "BITCH...tha's a MISTAKE."
Ebert: Yes! That is nigramatic acting to a T.
Roeper: What about, "Negro PLEASE. Didn't any one tell you that this was an ALL WHITE party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me. "
Ebert: Ah....Terry Crews in White Chicks; touche.
nigramatic by elparkdeshark April 17, 2008