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Cum Diving 

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.
She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.
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cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.
I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
cum dumpster diving by bitchuck September 6, 2021

Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.
Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

cum guzzling dumpster diving whore 

someone whose a cum guzzling dumpster diving whore
mira is such a cum guzzling dumpster diving whore
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026