cum booger
when a females pubic hairs gets load of semen on them and they pass out and wake up the next day to have dried crusty cum stuck to their hair
cum booger by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007
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Cum Booger
Cum Booger by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009
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cum-booger
A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.
I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!
cum-booger by eda-skip October 12, 2021
boogers and cum
Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
boogers and cum by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021
Boogers 'N Cum
guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
Boogers 'N Cum by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020
cummbooger
After male ejaculation, the semen starts to dry. It then starts to form a jellylike substance similar to a booger.
cummbooger by Love like honey August 9, 2009
CumBOOBerated
When something is 'DisCumBOOBerated' it is all messed up, therefore, when something is 'CumBOOBerated' it is 'Super Fine!', even if it IS all 'messied up'.
CumBOOBerated by Jack Hoffa October 20, 2006
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