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A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.

I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!

cum-booger by eda-skip October 12, 2021

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cum booger

when a females pubic hairs gets load of semen on them and they pass out and wake up the next day to have dried crusty cum stuck to their hair

She needed a scrub brush to get the cum boogers i left on last night.

cum booger by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

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Cum Booger

A booger primarily made up of (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.

"Ow, I've got a nasty cum booger stuck in my nose!"

"Sick!"

Cum Booger by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

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boogers and cum

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum

boogers and cum by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021

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Boogers 'N Cum

It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"

Boogers 'N Cum by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020

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cummbooger

After male ejaculation, the semen starts to dry. It then starts to form a jellylike substance similar to a booger.

after i came there were cummboogers on her stomach

cummbooger by Love like honey August 9, 2009

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CumBOOBerated

When something is 'DisCumBOOBerated' it is all messed up, therefore, when something is 'CumBOOBerated' it is 'Super Fine!', even if it IS all 'messied up'.

My Babe wasn't on Birth-Control, and I didn't have a condom, so I CumBOOBerated her.

CumBOOBerated by Jack Hoffa October 20, 2006

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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