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Cucumbummery 

The act of obtaining sexual pleasure via the means of inserting a large, sometimes buttered cucumber into the anus.
Have you ever tried Cucumbummery? My gf swears by it
Cucumbummery by Mithra1984 July 4, 2008
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Cucumbugger 

Verb; to anally penetrate someone with a large vegetable, typically -- but not limited to -- cucumbers.
Andrew came back from the grocery store with half a dozen cucumbers; more than enough for him to cucumbugger the starting basketball team at his high school.
Cucumbugger by Sqube February 6, 2009

Cuccubus 

A heterosexual female that finds sexual pleasure in viewing her heterosexual male partner being sexually dominated.
“Man, I fucked ONE dude and now my wife is a cuccubus”
Cuccubus by Reppas November 13, 2020

cucumbular 

Used to describe someone or something Cool, calm , chill
"Wow, she's cucumbular as heck !"

" dude, chill be more cucumbular "
" sometimes i look at a cucumber and think, wow that thing is hella cucumbular "
cucumbular by Remy tams April 11, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026