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When inappropriate cuddling inevitably leads to sex.
"Aw, babe, why can't we just cuddle? What's with all this cuddlex?"
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Cuddle Huddle 

A group of people cuddling, hugging, or otherwise embracing for a prolonged period of time while in an upright position. May be standing or sitting, but not lying down.
"It was too wet outside to lay down, so instead of a cuddle puddle we formed a cuddle huddle."
"Our group hug lasted so long that it stopped being a hug and became a cuddle huddle"

Cuddleslut 

A cuddleslut is someone who is a slut for cuddles. They'll cuddle you nonstop, and they'll never let go. They also crave cuddles 24/7. MAN if you find yourself a girl who's a cuddleslut she's a keeper! But they require quite a bit of attention.
Wow that girl is such a cuddleslut.

You see that girl Alli, she's a cuddleslut.

I'm a total cuddleslut you know?
Cuddleslut by Angel318 March 1, 2021

cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

cuddlepractic

Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.
My back is so sore tonight baby, can I have a cuddlepractic session to realign my back please.
cuddlepractic by Woody17 October 26, 2020

friendship cuddle 

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.
"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."
friendship cuddle by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016

cuddle horny 

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see
I can't control myself, I'm so cuddle horny I think I'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.
cuddle horny by Head Cuddler January 3, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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