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cuddleability

the measure of how cuddleable a person is

Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.
A pretty woman wearing a cashmere cardigan would have a high level of cuddleability.

cuddleable 

"jacky and Bubba are very cuddleable" ;
cuddleable by JKBS September 8, 2010

cuddleable 

someone who is pleasurable to cuddle, or "spoon" as males say, with
Shit baby, you're so cuddleable!
cuddleable by oowoo October 9, 2008

Cuddleable 

something that you can cuddle with
jerry is cuddleable
Cuddleable by XCONUN July 24, 2018

candlebaby 

When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception
Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby
candlebaby by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018

Cuddleable 

someone/something that has an appeal to be cuddled. For example, maybe a stuffed animal or a pet. A small petit person or an adorable person where you just wanna pinch their cheeks and hold them. Maybe even a tall person that you wanna cuddle up to and hug them to feel cozy.
You’re so cuddleable I just wanna squeeze you

It’s so fluffy I’m gonna diieeee
Cuddleable by elizabethjohnsonxo January 31, 2020