cockminded

A term to describe someone so fucking retarded that they literally have a bellend for a brain.

Yo man, that guy is so fucking cockminded. He just walked into a wall.

by IKilledYourMotherThrice August 22, 2011

Cockwinder

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cockmander

A man who commands cocks with an iron fist.

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.

by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

cockmind

it is the little part in your cock that thinks for you.

using your cock mind will increase the knowledge of how to lay it down.
using both minds will get you through it.
when i was trying to get with this chick i was told not to think with my cockmind.

by spankynutz November 5, 2010

Cockwinked

When you ask a girl for a selfie, nude, or a tit pic and she instead, sends you a dick pic.

I thought sexygal911 was gonna sext with me last nite but instead she cockwinked me.

by Screwlewse June 8, 2016

cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005