Cuckathon

A series of watching you wife get fucked by hundreds of men while you watch while jerking off for a long period of time.

JOHNATHAN AND JEREMIAH WATCH Cuckathons ALL DAY WITH THEIR WIFES.

by Cooluser67 November 14, 2025

cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

suckathon

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.

Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.

by thefunnykid June 23, 2008

crunkathon

Any duration of time that can be perceived to be crunk, or full of laughter and enjoyment for all parties involved; sometimes (but not necessarily) involving alcohol or marijuana.

Did you guys see avatar in 3D? It was a fuckin crunkathon

by burritospleaseme December 25, 2009

Cookathon

A tradition in notorious student party town Dunedin, New Zealand. Involves dressing up in a group with a common theme, drinking very early in the morning (and continuing all day) and making your drunken way to the Cook bar for a day full of drinking.

Is now banned from Dunedin thanks to the university opposing the liquor renewal of the Cook.

Guy 1: Bro, what you going to cookathon as?
Guy 2: Our flats going as terrorists. What about you?

by otunstu September 18, 2009

fuckathon

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop

"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."

by Jake March 15, 2004

Cuckatoo

Its someone who uses unoriginal unfunny or stupid insults or roasts, and thinks they use really good insults.

Male #1: Bryce is such A Cuckatoo it's fucking anyoying.
Male #2: I know right I absolutely hate Cuckatoo's!
Cuckatoo: Your Gay Faggot!

by Tk, Keegan, Will January 14, 2018