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Cuckatron

When you have a robotic wife and you being a cyborg are watching her fucking another robots/men while pleasurably pleasing yourself in the cuck throne
My vacuum is such a cuckatron i know he watched his older vacuum wife getting cucked in the cuck throne.
by cuckmasteroftheworld February 4, 2026
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Cocktronamus Prime

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
by Scrotobot August 25, 2009
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Cockaroni

A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,

Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
by Gas king March 17, 2021
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Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
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Cuckatoo

Its someone who uses unoriginal unfunny or stupid insults or roasts, and thinks they use really good insults.
Male #1: Bryce is such A Cuckatoo it's fucking anyoying.
Male #2: I know right I absolutely hate Cuckatoo's!
Cuckatoo: Your Gay Faggot!
by Tk, Keegan, Will January 14, 2018
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cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."
by Marty March 9, 2005
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Cluckathon

Any venue where a large group of women of highly questionable morals, intelligence, and sexual tendencies; have gathered en masse.

AKA: A room full of chickenheads.
Boxes: "I went to Iguanas last night and checked out to hip hop room. Every where I looked, I saw nothing but bird-ass bitches."

Homie: "Oh word?"

Boxes: "Yeah son, it was a straight up cluckathon!"
by Mr. Boxes October 6, 2008
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