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Crystearbate 

When you are depressed but have a mean erection and have to masturbate and cry. Like it is 2am and you are thinking about an ex or just get a random mean erection during a depression episode and as you engage in masturbation you think of something sad during the climax and your cry from your dick and you eyes.
Last night was rough, I was in a bad state of mind but damn I had to crystearbate
Crystearbate by Dongwa May 2, 2019
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Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

Crysterbation 

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.
Crysterbation by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

crysturbate 

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."
crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

crysturbate 

When you're sad and you masturbate
From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!
crysturbate by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate 

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.
Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
Crysturbate by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

CrySturbate 

(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming
Ima go crysturbate
CrySturbate by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019
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