Crystearbate

When you are depressed but have a mean erection and have to masturbate and cry. Like it is 2am and you are thinking about an ex or just get a random mean erection during a depression episode and as you engage in masturbation you think of something sad during the climax and your cry from your dick and you eyes.

Last night was rough, I was in a bad state of mind but damn I had to crystearbate

by Dongwa May 2, 2019

Crysterbate

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

by leTed August 24, 2008

Crysterbation

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

crysturbate

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

crysturbate

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

CrySturbate

(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming

Ima go crysturbate

by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019