Dongwa's definitions

Crystearbate

When you are depressed but have a mean erection and have to masturbate and cry. Like it is 2am and you are thinking about an ex or just get a random mean erection during a depression episode and as you engage in masturbation you think of something sad during the climax and your cry from your dick and you eyes.

Last night was rough, I was in a bad state of mind but damn I had to crystearbate

by Dongwa May 2, 2019