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crystalized 

high on crystal meth
*Dude i was crystalized last night while listening to Pink Floyd*
crystalized by -heretic July 20, 2010

Crystaline 

A Gay person who sexxors everyone
* Crystaline sexxors ***
Crystaline by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Crystaline 

Also used as an adjective. Can be used in place of owns, is really awesome, or hardcore ownage.
Man that was crystaline!
Crystaline by Anonymous August 20, 2003

crystalie 

Crazy Mexican don't fuck with her
Asian girl:Ugly Mexican bitch

Crystalie: Go eat Asian dick Asian Chinese Korean bitch your mom is ugly you ratchet hoe fuck you bitch
crystalie by Layla el July 9, 2014

crystalize

a sad desperate alcholic hooker wid a huge arse

normally becomes addicted to chat rooms
crystalize is a old alco
crystalize by lmaohaha September 22, 2006

Crystalitis

The pathological term for extreme laziness. hueva
*at work* I am suffering from crystalitis today. I think I will shop for jeans instead.
Crystalitis by tnmlbo October 8, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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