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When something is so awesome or beatiful that it makes you cry
"Hey look at this cat painting I made"
"That is so crysome!!!"
Crysome by QTSline March 22, 2022
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Cryomemetic 

Preserving and broadcasting your ideas (memes) well past your lifetime just as cryogenics preserves bodies. Cryomemetic services offer to maintain your blog, podcast and vodcast for 100 years or longer.
You know what I'm getting dad for his 70th? Cryomemetic services. I think he'd like nothing more than knowing his stories will live on.
Cryomemetic by Jeremy Sherman May 29, 2008

crystomerge 

The phenomenon where adjacent crystallites merge under extreme temperature or pressure conditions resulting in larger crystallite(s) was first bought to public attention in early 2023 by Scottsdale Mint selling blue silver into a worldwide squeeze. However before Scottsdale the technology was applied by the Space Research Institute to make more than clear aluminum and terrahertz transistors via nitrogen and boron inclusions in doped carbon interfaces, initially slated to be released to the general public in 2030s however due to ongoing (failing) depopulation attempts clever together is pushing up the timeline for open eyes.

LENR Crystomerging is how the crystal city was built before the politicians of the day lobotomized Uzza (to support a world order contradicting logic) leading to the death of 500 billion.
A silver crystomerge of that size has at least 72 hours at 1800f. No wonder the premiums are so high on the kilo bars.
crystomerge by AnnTyVax December 25, 2022

Crysomemorepls 

Crysomemorepls is the biggest Troll on Twitter but still he doesn't take L's, only W's.
Person A: Hey did you see Crysomemorepls new tweet, it was a big W

Person B : Yea I did, no wonder, Crysomemorepls doesn't take L's

crycomer 

A man who cries when he comes.
Man: *groan*
Woman: *groan*
Man: *sobbing*
Woman: WTF? You're such a crycomer!
crycomer by miranda f January 23, 2009
a mix of crazy and awesome... something that is "crazily awesome"
Guy 1: Dude she's so crazy
Guy 2: Nah man, she's awesome
Guy 3: No guys.. She's just crasome
crasome by R.T. & M.R. July 31, 2006
A crysmel is a girl who is beautiful and amazing but she has no clue. She is, smart,funny,has an amazing voice but most importantly she has the most wormest,kindest,loving heart and personality. She is the type of person you would want to see and hear everyday
I curently have a crysmel in my life and i literally dont know what i would do or be without her:)
crysmel is my best friend
Crysmel by thekittygamer427 August 19, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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