Cryptite

Cryptite is an admin on a server called loka aka niggerite cuz hes bad and black

Nationalistic got banned because Cryptite is very bad and big nignog

by skujew June 17, 2018

cryptire

A person who has made so much money from cryptographic currencies that they can easily retire.

Ah heck yes, I just made enough on that trade to cryptire!

by Queegeh July 6, 2018

cryptier

Good looking evil guy whos smart.

that guy was really cryptier the other day
cryptier is super cool
I love cryptier

you know that guy in our class he's really cryptier.

by juilean petterson July 27, 2009

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

cryptitis

medical condition in which the anus and the area around it become swollen and painful.

"stop acting so uptight..."

"I can't, it's my cryptitis"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 15, 2005

crypticery

The unspoken darkside of tomfoolery, communicated verbaly with mal-intent.

Telling someone they should go somewhere or do something and leading them to believe that something other than what transpires will happen.

Sheila just got Sam to totally go do that. That was some serious crypticery.

by MadEtcha November 19, 2011

Cryptitis

A condition where a person looks at digital shit coins all day, all night and rarely sleeps. They try and "daytrade" only to feed the meme coin whales their liquidity. This ends up worsening the condition to where to person eyes turn blood shot red, they do not care to get laid anymore, and they also use a drug called Hopeium which only worsens the condition of looking at charts all day and trading them... Severe Cryptitis symptoms include but not limited: blood shot eyes, the continuing of emptying one's wallet, suicide, heavy crying, feelings of ones asshole hurt, an irrational fear of walking carpets ("rugs") and a severe addiction to hopeium. There is no known cure for this condition, and it is rapidly spreading with one rug pull after another.

That streamer has severe cryptitis.

by One Legged Ant June 9, 2022