crypticity
crypticity by Mercedes August 6, 2004
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crypticism
The art of referring to events or feelings cryptically.
Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.
The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.
Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.
The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.
It would be easier to keep track of what's going on in Timmy's life if his posts weren't so full of crypticism.
crypticism by The Real Insomnius September 25, 2005
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crypticity • craptivity • crypticism • crypticery • cryptician • cryptictoast • Cryptsity • Crytivity • Cryptic Stench
craptivity
Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.
Doyle: ... I usually just crap...
Doyle: ... I usually just crap...
craptivity by Clintlan May 15, 2008
craptivity
"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."
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Crypticism
Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."
Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."
Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."
Crypticism by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007
craptivity
The act of passing the time on the crapper by participating in a small, fun activity.
You may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
Shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a craptivity
Don't forget to wash your hands, after every craptivity!
You may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
Shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a craptivity
Don't forget to wash your hands, after every craptivity!
Chris B. always likes to pass time on the can with a craptivity, but not necessarily with shiturbating
craptivity by THXXX 1337 December 21, 2013
Crypticism
Crypticism by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011
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