Cryptowank

(noun) vulgar slang

Cryptowank is a Scots phrase derived from the English phrase Crypto Wanker.

This derogatory term was first seen online at r/Glasgow when it was used in an attempt to belittle another user who wanted to donate crypto to foodbanks.

Stop talking about cryptocurrency ya cryptowank!

Cryptowank by u/HoagieWrap June 13, 2021

cryptofantasist 

Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.

"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"

cryptofantasist by Mr Yellovich August 18, 2014

cryptomancy 

Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?

Person1 : Hey ! Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?

Person2 : Yeah! I know this amazing crypto solution. Thanks to Cryptomancy I can mine with the best optimization possible and can see in real-time the data of all my rigs with the dashboard controller.

Person1 : Waouh !!!!

cryptomancy by BaptisteR March 3, 2021

Cryptolang 

n. Cryptolangs are the perfect middle between conlangs and cyphers. Basically, a cypher that keeps the pronounceability but hides meaning of words.
They can be used on any text to render it foreign and hide it's meaning, and are a great substitution for conlangs - while conlangs need months to be created, making up rules for a cryptolang only take a couple of minutes.
For example, the usage of a simpe cryptolang on "Urban Dictionary"
Urban Dictionary → Ascehn Fodvoupesij

- Jimmu whisi!
- ...what was that?
- Just kidding with ya, dude. I just said "hello there!" in one of my cryptolangs.
- ...cryptolangs?
- Oh boy, here we go again-

Cryptolang by Ehion May 3, 2022

cryptoskank 

A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.

Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.

cryptoskank by AdamX July 4, 2007

Cryptomaniac 

Someone who is obsessed with cryptocurrencies and actually understands it.

Don't be running your mouth about bitcoins and blockchain around Tess, a cryptomaniac like him will eat you alive!

Cryptomaniac by cricketusa February 4, 2022

cryptomaniac 

A device invented in future(2070s) to control other human's thoughts .Its a secret project used in future by government officials to control thoughts of criminals and enemies.

My future self used cryptomaniac on myself to control my thoughts

cryptomaniac by pavaano December 2, 2021