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cryptomaniac 

A device invented in future(2070s) to control other human's thoughts .Its a secret project used in future by government officials to control thoughts of criminals and enemies.
My future self used cryptomaniac on myself to control my thoughts
cryptomaniac by pavaano December 2, 2021

cryptomaniac 

One who is maniacally cryptic.
Nell obsessively hides information from Jean; what a cryptomaniac!

cleptomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take things. Cleptomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being thieves when they can't help what they're doing.
That woman over there is a cleptomaniac.
cleptomaniac by Boo June 21, 2006

Cliptomaniac 

A disc golf term that describes a person who regularly gains extra distance when driving, by clipping the branches of one or more trees with the disc in flight.
Another bloody ricochet, you're a cliptomaniac!
Cliptomaniac by Disc Chucka March 19, 2019

Girfriend Cleptomaniac  

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "

cliptomaniac 

Something that MySpace apparently thinks is "cool" and that "kids get", evidenced by their use of it in a recent advertisment for themselves on their website.
"Hey, did you see that word 'cliptomaniac' on the banner at the top of MySpace?"

"Yeah, dude! The misspelling of that word in what looks like a terrible attempt at a pun makes me want to show my half-naked pre-pubescent body to all my 45-year-old pedaphiliac MySpace friends!"
cliptomaniac by D 3 \/ 1 /\/ October 18, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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