cryptoskank 

A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.

Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.

cryptoskank by AdamX July 4, 2007

cryptowankery

Making your own cryptographic systems and forgetting about key revocation, using 8K RSA because more is better

Did you hear about that new system that Facebook have?

Oh yes but it’s full of cryptowankery

cryptowankery by Grumpy runner February 21, 2019

Cryptowank

(noun) vulgar slang

Cryptowank is a Scots phrase derived from the English phrase Crypto Wanker.

This derogatory term was first seen online at r/Glasgow when it was used in an attempt to belittle another user who wanted to donate crypto to foodbanks.

Stop talking about cryptocurrency ya cryptowank!

Cryptowank by u/HoagieWrap June 13, 2021