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cryptofantasist 

Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.
"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"
cryptofantasist by Mr Yellovich August 18, 2014

cryptomancy 

Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?
Person1 : Hey ! Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?

Person2 : Yeah! I know this amazing crypto solution. Thanks to Cryptomancy I can mine with the best optimization possible and can see in real-time the data of all my rigs with the dashboard controller.

Person1 : Waouh !!!!
cryptomancy by BaptisteR March 3, 2021

Cryptolang 

n. Cryptolangs are the perfect middle between conlangs and cyphers. Basically, a cypher that keeps the pronounceability but hides meaning of words.
They can be used on any text to render it foreign and hide it's meaning, and are a great substitution for conlangs - while conlangs need months to be created, making up rules for a cryptolang only take a couple of minutes.
For example, the usage of a simpe cryptolang on "Urban Dictionary"
Urban Dictionary → Ascehn Fodvoupesij
- Jimmu whisi!
- ...what was that?
- Just kidding with ya, dude. I just said "hello there!" in one of my cryptolangs.
- ...cryptolangs?
- Oh boy, here we go again-
Cryptolang by Ehion May 3, 2022

cryptoskank 

A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.
Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.
cryptoskank by AdamX July 4, 2007

Cryptomaniac 

Someone who is obsessed with cryptocurrencies and actually understands it.
Don't be running your mouth about bitcoins and blockchain around Tess, a cryptomaniac like him will eat you alive!
Cryptomaniac by cricketusa February 4, 2022

cryptothanxin

kickin' babies in the face at the festival of books while eating corn with salt and chili pepper (nom nom).
Denise: Hey, how was your weekend?
Christina: Oh pretty good, I was just cryptothanxin with my friends.
cryptothanxin by babykicker April 29, 2009
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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