Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.
"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"
Person1 : Hey ! Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?
Person2 : Yeah! I know this amazing crypto solution. Thanks to Cryptomancy I can mine with the best optimization possible and can see in real-time the data of all my rigs with the dashboard controller.
n. Cryptolangs are the perfect middle between conlangs and cyphers. Basically, a cypher that keeps the pronounceability but hides meaning of words.
They can be used on any text to render it foreign and hide it's meaning, and are a great substitution for conlangs - while conlangs need months to be created, making up rules for a cryptolang only take a couple of minutes.
For example, the usage of a simpe cryptolang on "Urban Dictionary"
Urban Dictionary → Ascehn Fodvoupesij
- Jimmu whisi!
- ...what was that?
- Just kidding with ya, dude. I justsaid "hello there!" in one of my cryptolangs.
- ...cryptolangs?
- Oh boy, here we go again-
A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.
Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.