1.) v. To Cryph: The act of tentatively inserting the tip of any of one's four fingers into another's anus.
(1.)Jacob Mann frequents a strip club that allows cryphing.
(2.) Jacob saw the "No Cryphing" sign behind the stripper a second too late.
(2.) Jacob saw the "No Cryphing" sign behind the stripper a second too late.
by Jacob Mann January 13, 2009
Get the Cryph mug.Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.
Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)
Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.
Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.
Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.
All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.
7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.
A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)
Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.
Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.
Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.
All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.
7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.
A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!
Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.
Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.
Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020
Get the Craphat mug.An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018
Get the Cryptard mug."So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"
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Her status message was
"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"
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Her status message was
"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010
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Get the CrypticNoone mug.Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC
by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021
Get the Cryption mug.A line made famous by flash animation veteran, Egoraptor, in his spoof of the game Metal Gear Solid, "Metal Gear Awesome". This is uttered aloud, by Vulcan Raven, referring to the fact that Snakes have no arms, and since Revolver Ocelot gets his arm cut off, it symbolses that he is going to be the next snake, making a cryptic metaphor. This exclamation can also be used by standing silently behind a complete stranger and pointing at them, and waiting for them to turn around, and when they do, shouting "CRYPTIC METAPHOR." And walking away without further comment.
1. Snake: Oh, gee whiz, I hope a tank isn't gonna totally come outta nowhere and OWN me.
*tank shoots snake*
Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!
Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...
Snake: SHUT UP!!
Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.
Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?
Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.
Snake: Oh.
*explosion*
Snake: Awsum!
Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.
Ocelot: What?!
Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.
Ocelot: ...Shut up.
Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!
Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!
2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?
Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!
Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!
*tank shoots snake*
Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!
Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...
Snake: SHUT UP!!
Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.
Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?
Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.
Snake: Oh.
*explosion*
Snake: Awsum!
Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.
Ocelot: What?!
Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.
Ocelot: ...Shut up.
Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!
Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!
2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?
Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!
Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!
by Dr. Zodiac October 25, 2009
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