Cryomation

Cryogenic + Cremation = Cryomation. When someone dies, they are cryogenically frozen until such time that they can be cremated and buried.

Brian loved science fiction and said that when he died, he wanted to be cryogenically frozen so that once there was a cure for what he died from he could be cured and brought back to life. Once Brian passed, his family had to wait 2 weeks until he could be cremated. His body was cryogenically frozen until the time came that his body could be cremated for his burial. This combination of procedures equals Cryomation

Cryomation by Elfworld February 15, 2026

Cremation 

To burn a corpse, a dead corpse

that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow.

Cremation by trogleprak January 29, 2006

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

The Cremation Question by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

Creamation 

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news

1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!

Creamation by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021

croation triangle 

Advanced version of the Bosnian See-Saw, where one puts on a strap on on each buttock to pleasure three females at once by circling his hips.

Yesterday we met some girls and Oli really took home all three and gave them the croation triangle. Must have been a wild night.

croation triangle by Nelsonflair05 December 19, 2020

Youngstown Cremation 

Disposing of a body by throwing it into a vat of molten steel at a steel mill. All evidence is gone in seconds, and the shift boss can just adjust the amount of carbon added to the the mix to avoid changing the brittleness or tensile properties of the steel.

"I've been trying to pay Little Tony D'Agostino $250 for the Jets game, but I haven't seen him in a week."

"He had a Youngstown Cremation last week. If Twitch Eye Eddie asks you for the money, give it to him. If no one says nothing, you skated."

Youngstown Cremation by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013

Vaginal Cremation 

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.

I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation

Vaginal Cremation by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015