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Cryomation

Cryogenic + Cremation = Cryomation. When someone dies, they are cryogenically frozen until such time that they can be cremated and buried.
Brian loved science fiction and said that when he died, he wanted to be cryogenically frozen so that once there was a cure for what he died from he could be cured and brought back to life. Once Brian passed, his family had to wait 2 weeks until he could be cremated. His body was cryogenically frozen until the time came that his body could be cremated for his burial. This combination of procedures equals Cryomation
by Elfworld February 15, 2026
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Cremation

To burn a corpse, a dead corpse
that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow.
by trogleprak January 29, 2006
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The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco
by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018
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Creamation

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news
1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!
by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021
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croation triangle

Advanced version of the Bosnian See-Saw, where one puts on a strap on on each buttock to pleasure three females at once by circling his hips.
Yesterday we met some girls and Oli really took home all three and gave them the croation triangle. Must have been a wild night.
by Nelsonflair05 December 19, 2020
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Youngstown Cremation

Disposing of a body by throwing it into a vat of molten steel at a steel mill. All evidence is gone in seconds, and the shift boss can just adjust the amount of carbon added to the the mix to avoid changing the brittleness or tensile properties of the steel.
"I've been trying to pay Little Tony D'Agostino $250 for the Jets game, but I haven't seen him in a week."

"He had a Youngstown Cremation last week. If Twitch Eye Eddie asks you for the money, give it to him. If no one says nothing, you skated."
by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013
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Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.
I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation
by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015
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