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crybating 

The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.
Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
crybating by Titanfan January 20, 2011

crybating 

Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.
His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.
crybating by Master crybater November 4, 2013

Crybating 

To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.
I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.
Crybating by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021

crybating 

I have no life and girls dont like me, im going to start crybating for an hour
crybating by ENAKENAK August 18, 2008

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026