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Claybating 

Masturbating to the thought, image, or works of 19th century American politician Henry Clay
Guy 1: Man I just read a History book and I have the massive urge to masturbate to Henry Clay

Guy 2: You mean you're going to Claybate?

Guy1: Ya dude I love Claybating!
Claybating by neman November 21, 2010
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clambaking

Apparently, people from Connecticut call hot boxing clambaking. In the words of a certain CT resident “its smoking pot in your car, rolling the windows up...like a clambake.” It combines the wonders of first hand and second hand smoke to maximize THC intake.
Lets close these windows and start clambaking, we'll get so blazed
clambaking by O tWeAk x April 30, 2006
Word of the Day on May 16, 2023

claybagging 

the act of penetrating a bodily oriface through clothing.
Joe, the cook at my work, tries claybagging me every time i walk through the kitchen.
claybagging by hotassets November 23, 2007

clambaking

smoking weed in small, enclosed areas, such as a car. It's called clambaking because when you're done smoking and you open the windows, all the smoke pours out, just like clambaking
keep the windows closed, i feel like clambaking.
clambaking by dutchmasterbaby October 11, 2006

crybating 

The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.
Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
crybating by Titanfan January 20, 2011

cambating 

The act of masturbating while on cam.
Joe: Hey man, what were you doing last night? I tried to get a hold of you.
Dave: I was cambating
Joe: cambating?
Dave: Yeah, with some chick...she was pretty hot :)
Joe: Nice man! But pick up your phone next time!
cambating by Douggiep June 19, 2013

crybating 

Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.
His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.
crybating by Master crybater November 4, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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