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Crymaxing 

This is when you cry just after you have climaxed during sex, as per the Scrubs episode when Carla confirms that Turk doing it freaked her out!
Carla- "I got freaked out when Turk cried after sex"
Turk- "BABY?!?"
J.D.- "It's ok to Crymax, Brown Bear"

Crymaxing is wierd, don't believe J.D.!!!!
Crymaxing by jk1985 April 9, 2008

crymaxing 

To cry while masturbating because one is thinking of one's ex.

From cry + climax.
From reddit: "My girlfriend is going to break up with me in 5 hours from now."

–remotepath 105 points 16 hours ago
please masturbate, it clears your head

–mf4633 59 points 15 hours ago
one caveat: don't think about her when you're doing it

–speedstix 33 points 10 hours ago
crymaxing is never good.
crymaxing by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 24, 2011

cramazing 

Referring to something that is both crazy and amazing. This term can be used interchangeably or in conjunction with Fierce.
Did you see Shasta's earrings in the show?? They were cramazing!
cramazing by Royce G. Garrison August 14, 2004

Climaxing Wake 

When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.

In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.
"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"

"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"

cramazing 

Something that is both crazy and amazing at the same time.
That roller coaster was cramazing!
cramazing by Lauren!! June 16, 2008

cramazing 

when something is both crazy and amazing at the same time
title of show is totes cramazing!
cramazing by Weirdfro February 22, 2009