Chuttocks 

Excessively fat jowels that hang from the face and meet under the chin in a cleavage reminiscent of a huge arse.

'My 28 stone wife has enormous chuttocks. If it wasn't for her endless talking, I'd never know which end is which.'

Chuttocks by Albert Woods January 3, 2009

Chittock 

To break something in a really embarrassing or stupid way.

Johm was looking at too much porn, caught a virus and Chittocked his computer

Chittock by Ershatz August 10, 2010

Thuttocks

The area of the leg where the upper thigh and buttocks meet, but has little to no definition. It's like Cankles, only higher up on the leg.

I was an idiot and ran 2 miles on a treadmill when I can barely get from the couch to the fridge without wheezing. I think I pulled a muscle in my thuttocks.

Thuttocks by Ephemily January 17, 2013

Cruttocks 

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Cruttocks by Mark Lyttle April 26, 2004

Chattocks 

Someone who just won't shut up.

Jim: Fran just won't shut up!
Bob: That's what chattockses do.

Chattocks by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011

cuntocks 

the flap of skin between the cunt(pussy)and buttocks

Kick him in the cuntocks implies that the person is already devoide of bollocks thus should not feel the inpending blow

cuntocks by A.P. May 2, 2006